I'm really sad because there were no fries on burger day. You can't have a burger without fries. I wish they could have made up for the lack of fries today with our chicken strips.

*whispers* I actually preferred the Baked Chicken Strips *awaits judgement and eternal condemnation*

I look forward to Chicken Strip Saturdays at the Bon. Their fried deliciousness would always bring a smile to my face. Alas, my beloved has been replaced by an imposter...BAKED CHICKEN STRIPS...my heart breaks <\3

I really want to drink and party but I came to fox where can't do those things...

I am so sick and tired of people commenting in confessions of loneliness saying things like "message me" or "go sit with someone at the Bon." Number one, some of us are introverts who find breaking out of out bubble impossible. Number two, some of us value deep relationships with people instead of surfacey ones and so messaging random strangers is just not an option. Three, sometimes you who comment know us, the posters, and clearly we didn't feel comfortable talking to you before. I get that you want to help, but really, find another way to word your comments. There. I'm done.

I am SO glad that everyone has to take the assault and abuse course online. It is very necessary. I am not being facetious.

I've been secretly sneaking laxatives into the milk in our fridge. I feel bad for whichever one of my friends is tasked with cleaning the bathroom this week.

I really want to become a GFU hottie..