I get really tired of people complaining about not getting holidays off.

I'm seeing all these couples together and here i am...A single pringle. I know I should be grateful for it but I kinda want a cuddle buddy/boyfriend though. But i know thats not gonna happen anytime soon...

I feel like puppies would solve most of the problems these people face on this confessions page.

I think I must scare females away somehow, because I don't have any friends who are girls. The ones that I do know I don't really consider friends, because while my friends and I hang out with them, they with seem to ignore me, rarely initiating conversation, only talking to me when it's necessary. Whenever I am with them I never feel accepted. Like, they talk to all my other friends, but basically just not me. I feel pretty alone and hopeless when it comes to the other gender...

I have whatched porn in the library before. #rebel

I got so turnt last night I can't even remember what my homework was for Monday. #turndownforwhat

I work at the Bon, and I’m really fed up with a lot of the people that go through the line. So if you eat at the Bon, please think of these things:
Please don't spend 20 minutes to try and figure out what you want. There's a line, and we have the same food all the time.
If you have any sort of food allergy or are gluten free/vegan or whatever, PLEASE ask a team leader, a chef, or ANYONE other than your server about what’s in the food. As a server, I have to ask one of those people anyways because I DON’T KNOW. Asking me just holds up the line because I have other people to serve. Ask someone who isn’t serving food, preferably before I start piling food on your plate.
Please don't ask me if you can have five pieces of sausage. The answer is no. First of all, we have a limit to how much we can serve you. It's not our fault. It's the rules, so don't get mad. Second of all, you can always come back and get more. And seriously, some of you get four pieces of sausage and go through the line five times. You don't need that much crap in your body. It's disgusting.
Please don’t talk on the phone or talk to your friends while you’re ordering. It’s rude, it makes it hard for me to hear, you take a long time to order, and you hold up the line. Seriously, it is the most annoying thing ever.
Please don’t say “I want eggs” or “I want potatoes”. We have, and always will have TWO kinds of eggs and at least TWO kinds of potatoes ALL the time. Specify if you want cheesy eggs or regular eggs, fried potatoes or roasted potatoes. It’s not that hard.
Please don’t stick your tray under the glass and expect me to put your plate on it. You can take the plate. It prevents food spilling all over, and I don’t have to reach over all the hot food.
Please don’t point at the food. Use your words. You’re a big kid now. Instead of pointing at the French fries, you can speak to me like I’m a human being and not your food slave. Also don’t touch the food if you point. Gross.
Please don’t hand me your dirty plate and ask me to put more food on it. It’s disgusting and against the health code.
Please don’t complain to me if we’re out of a certain food. It’s not my fault. It’s not the chef’s fault. Food takes a while to prepare, and with 800 of you asking for extra meatloaf, we’re going to run out of meatloaf pretty quick. If we don’t have it, we’ll get it back. Don’t give me dirty looks.
Please don’t ask if we have bacon or hashbrowns today. If it’s not on the menu, then we’re not serving it. Read what’s being served BEFORE you get in the line. There are plenty of places to view it beforehand.
Please clean up any messes you make in the waffle area. How on earth does it get that messy? Do you know who has to clean up the collective force of all your messes put together? I DO. So clean up as you go.
Please don’t hassle Casey the Sandwich Smith. He is amazing, and makes a crap ton of sandwiches. If you’re not picky, take a premade sandwich.
Please don’t ask me what time the hot food opens. Same time. All the time. I can’t serve you early.
Please don’t take the special diet food unless you NEED it. We are limited in how much we have. Please don’t take it so you don’t have stand in line. You’re hurting the people who actually need that food.
Please don’t pile your trays and dishes on the table UNLESS the dish carousel is full. You don’t need that extra 10 seconds. All of those dishes pile up and some poor soul from the dishroom has to take all your filthy dishes back on their own.
Please don’t drop the entire spoon in the sauce. Nobody wants to use a spoon covered in ketchup, and nobody want to have to dig that spoon out.
Please remember that our cafeteria is a lot better than most. We have pretty good food for the amount of people we have to serve and the people we have to cook.

We’re here to serve you. Please don’t make it hard on us. Those of you who go out of their way to read my nametag and use my name to personally thank me, you people are awesome. Those of you who ask how my day is, thank you. Please help make the lines go faster, the Bon cleaner, and your servers/team leaders, and chef’s day a little brighter.
And also, God bless Casey the Sandwich Smith.

I think the haven course was the biggest waste of my time ever.