Today, I closed the door with a boy in my room.

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

My health is forcing me to drop out of college. It makes me feel like a complete failure. Adios, everyone.

I confess - I think that college should only be for STEM majors. Everything else can be learned from free library books and Google.

That moment of pure relief and ecstasy when you get to poo all alone in a community bathroom.

Yes, I'm currently pooping.



Yes, there is someone in here.


Get out. :/

There is this person that I honestly can not stop thinking about, I have only had a few classes with them but something about them makes me want to get to know them more. Whether that is as friends or something more, something is about to happen.

I have gone out to hookah 3 times this week and its only Wednesday!!!!! I may have a problem.

There is this guy and sometimes I just have this urge to slap him.

On the cheek.





The butt cheek.