I may or May have not gotten an std from a girl that goes to school here.

To be honest I am pulling for Lithuania to upset the U.S in basketball. #lithuaninanpride

I like this girl in my msth class, but she's taller than me. I'm above average height, but she's so tall. #tallgirlsproblems?

I watched a whole season of Game of Thrones today. #turndownforwhat

I scare couples that walk trough the canyon at night wearing a seahawks jersey.

I only have about 10 friends here, but that is the most friends I have ever had at one time in my entire life. I'm so glad I came to Fox.

After discovering George Fox Confessions, I stayed up until 1am reading all the posts on this page. I couldn't unglue my eyes. I put off studying for the morning's quiz, I put off socializing with my roommates, I almost even put off going to the bathroom. In doing so I failed the quiz, missed out on the board game social that was happening in the lobby, and almost dang near pissed myself. What did I gain from this experience? The idea that my floor neighbor might be the most narcissistic person on campus? The illusion that someone, somewhere, saw my booty and digged it? Or that I might have possibly broken the world record for longest sitting in which your bladder was on fire? Yeah, I should probably go get a therapist, find a significant other, and see a urologist... Not necessarily in that order.

Sometimes I use other people's toothbrushes