Why can no one here keep a secret? I have told 3 different things to 3 different people in confidence. And now nearly my whole floor knows. That's just great. This isn't freaking middle school. Enough with this gossip BS.

I am honestly trying to get along with the students here, but I just can't. All the guys are too uptight and serious about everything. It seems like no one here can take a joke. I can't speak for the girls, but there has only been 2 or 3 guys that I could call my friend because they are chill. Everyone just needs to relax man. Learn to take a joke.

So my roommate flexed his stomach and my other roommate slapped it, and he accidentally ripped ass. I mean straight ass. It was the greatest thing I've ever witnessed.

I feel really judged when I tell people that I'm not going to church.

I don't know why people say that when a guy likes you he makes fun of you a lot. It infuriates me. I know that everyone says that nice guys finish last but honestly, I would rather date a nice guy than a guy who teases me all the time. Just sayin'

I really want to start a rugby club

On a retreat wit my best friend and some other kids, I, an non-emotional guy, was going through a really rough time. At one point I was bawling so hard I thought my contacts were going to fall out. That night the group leader told us all that we should maintain silence for the entire night until the next morning so we can really reflect on our feelings and that stuff.

I was so tired so I laid down and had it barely together, almost asleep, when my best friend walked across the room and set his bible open to John 16. I acted like I didn't see it and cried myself to sleep because what he did was so genuinely nice (remember, I'm that non-emotional guy so this is really weird for me). The next morning I finally read what he laid out since I woke up earlier than the rest of the kids.

It was exactly what I needed at the time and to this day is the greatest example of true love I have found. Friendship isn't based on what we say, but on what we do and how perceptive we are of those closest to us. And make it your life goal to be as impactive and influential as my best friend is

In the elections I only voted for my area rep because she makes good oreo-infused cookies and someday I hope to wife that girl. Except she probably doesn't know my name.