I have played Clash of Clans for quite some time. Because it's such a mouthful, I shortened it to C.O.C. But to shorten it even further, I pronounce it as it's read. Anyway, one day I wanted to see my brother's clan so I texted him saying: "Can I see your C.O.C.?" I didn't realize the possible interpretation until after I sent it.
Just imagine the awkwardness...

I'm in love with one of the RAs, and I'm jealous of the girl he's always hanging out with. Why can't the guys in my year be that amazing?

To be honest, I miss the comfort of pooping in my own bathroom...

I'm sorry that I'm gay and I am the only guy to hold open the door for my friend. It's not her fault that she hangs out with me and that she supports me. I'm just doing what my mother taught me and it is to hold the door open for everybody because it is common courtesy and everybody should be treated the same. Now let's drop the subject and everybody please just hold the door open for everybody and be friends!

I post true confessions but they must just be so bad the admin won't post them. #notgfa

Why are we no longer able to submit pictures to the confessions page. I had a confession that I need to submit a picture for but it won't let me anymore.

My thought process is a complicated one. I base everything off of people, the past, and emotions. I have a strong connection with the world and sometimes it feels like I see demons. sometimes I think im the supernatural waiting to be exposed. I just want to become something of this world but nobody even gives me a chance to prove something of myself and its difficult to be happy anymore... sometimes I feel like I never belonged here...

I have smoked weed on campus probably like 10 times. Just got to find the right spots. A lot more people here smoke than you realize