I wake up really early so I can have some alone time with my right hand.

So, according to this page, it's the trend to be broken up with soon after getting back to Fox. It would be interesting to look at the psychology behind why this is. Whatever it might be, I can say for certain that it makes me feel not so alone.

So I wasn't feeling too hot tonight, right? It felt like their was a giant air bubble in my intestines. I go to the bathroom to try and relieve it, and I swear I got to the toilet just in time to let out a load of diarrhea. A part of me is glad it didn't come out the other end, but dang that was gross. Safe to say I feel much better now.

I broke up with my boyfriend on Saturday and I did not tell him the main reason: He meets all of the criteria for being a pathelogical liar and because of that I simply don't feel like I trust him.

I'm in a relationship with myself, and once a month I take myself out to dinner

Someone was treating me like crap at work the other day and I had to fake a smile and serve them. Yeah, that was fun. Shout out to the person who apologized for the way their friend acted.

I fall for the weirdest people, because they're always up to something interesting.

I left my Snuggie at home and I miss it..... yes... I own a Snuggie. #noshame