I need a job ASAP! ughhh.

I must confess, I fully support FoxNews, and I don't understand why so many people at GFU refuse to even listen to what they have to say. They present facts. Period. Is every correspondent perfect? Of course not. But sometimes you need to raise your voice order to get the facts across.

And for the record, anyone who gets their "news" from Comedy Central... really?

Forest Gump ran for 3 years, I can't even run for 3 minutes...

I used to have the biggest crush on Selena Gomez

Every time I apply for a job at career services, I keep getting ignored. I don't know why.
I just want a friggin' job. What the hell.

I wish boobs did the bra thing without wearing the bra...

I just spent over an hour watching Nebraska football highlights.

I sometimes hold a broom or some other equally pointed object in between my legs and walk around my room pretending I'm a guy. My roommate walked in on me. I guess you could say that was hard to explain... Seriously though, is this normal?