I wish there was a guy attracted to me that I trusted enough to make my first time having sex feel good.

The only ring I'm getting a girl by spring is a nuvaring.

I think we need to understand that all people aren't created the same. Some are more attractive, some are stronger, some are larger, some are smarter, some just have that vibe. Why does it matter to people so much if they don't have all of the "good" traits wrapped up into one? Make the most of what you've got.

I like it when the dishwasher at the bon is broken because it means I can easily take dessert out with me

So because of where my room is located on campus, I have a pretty good vantage point of people walking, and I've started to compile of some things I've noticed:

1. Do not try to talk on the phone and razor scooter at the same time. It's slower than walking and you'll almost fall off your razor scooter.
2. Walking and selfies do not mix. You'll probably trip.
3. Try not to take corners too fast while rollerblading. You'll most definitely fall. (this applies to razor scooters too)
4. Guys, when it's raining, holding an umbrella over your girlfriend/any girl your walking with/your bros is actually adorable (shoutout to the couple with the matching backpacks and the little pink umbrella)

The more I hear people say they demand respect because they are in a position of authority of any kind, the more I realize that those that demand it - be they young or (mostly) old - are the ones who deserve it the least.

I didn't realize until yesterday that you had to swipe once when you enter and once when you leave for chapel....
f*** me.

I find that all of these instagram accounts for GFU Babes and hotties are ridiculously insulting. Not only to people that are unspokenly told that they are not attractive, but insulting to God's divine work. God created EVERYONE EQUALLY BEAUTIFUL. Who are you to say (especially GFU Babes who "will only post if they are actually hot!") that these children of God are not beautiful?? How insulting do you think this would be to God if he were next to you? "Yeah God, that one's a keeper, so sexy. But that one isn't. You didn't do a good job with that one, I mean just look at them."
Are YOU perfect? Has God given you some divine right to judge people as ugly or worthy of VAIN and LUSTFUL judgements and praise?

Make sure YOU are perfect before you judge someone else for not meeting your shallow standards.

**Confession of enragement concluded**