*scratchy voice* I'm Batman

When I went to fox, there was a girl that sat in front of me in french class. She was pretty, super petite, and had blond hair. And huge boobs. Like, perfectly shaped, massive breasts. They were so big she always wore two bras. Sometimes she wore tight fitting t-shirts. I spent a lot of french class imagining her topless.

I strongly believe that marching band is a sport. Only those who have ever been in it would understand how hard it is (along with color guard. That's even tougher)

I'm thinking of transferring to PSU because they offer Japanese classes, and I don't know for how much longer I can keep affording tuition.

I don't understand the football culture. The game makes sense, and I understand that sports are fun, but I really don't understand why so many people go so crazy over a bunch of guys running into each other. (Gross oversimplification) I don't mean our football team specifically, just football in general. It doesn't make sense to me that so many people would want to spend multiple hours of their day watching somebody else play a game. I would think that it must be comparable to a musician enjoying a good concert, or a painter appreciating a good painting, but then, none of the arts have as intense of a fan base as sports do.

Maybe I'm just not very American, but I really don't get why people love football.

Almost got murdered by a spider and in the attempt of flight, I broke my thumb nail and it began to bleed. I am now sitting under a blanket, hiding from spiders and sucking my thumb.

I am Iron Man.

Was reading/playing this game(Visual Novel, if that even means anything to any of you.).
Along the way I realized that the main character, and by extension, the whole genre is really sexist.
The entire route he kept going on and on about how he needs to protect the girls around him, even though pretty much every girl is smarter or stronger than he is, at least until he unzips his pants which is really stupid.
All the while, I'm in my chair thinking about how all I'm seeing are pretty strong girls in the game and in real life, and it bothered me every time he said it.

Then I realized, I've never once played a single game like this where the main goal wasn't to bang one or in some cases all of the female cast, and now it bothers me even more, considering apart from that it's a really good read.

tl;dr Japanese video games are sexist and I find it hard to relate weakness to womanhood