I'm pregnant and I don't know who the father is. What do I do?!

I used to take trays in the bon, fill them with as many glasses as would fit, and fill the glasses to the brim with milk. Then I would carefully carry it back to the dish rack, put it on the top shelf, and wait for the inevitable "AH DAMN IT" as the person in the dish room pulled a full gallon of milk right down onto their head.

(sorry bon workers)

I left a girls dorm at 11:02pm instead of 11:00pm

I used to steal tuna fish from the salad bar in the bon and sprinkle it in the bushes outside pennington.

Got sucked into reading about a shirt on 19 and counting being offensive and the funny thing is that the more I read about it the more I feel that Pro-Life people are the truly offensive people.

All I wanna do is have some casual, NSA sex. I'd go on Tinder/OKCupid if it weren't for fear of other Fox people seeing me and judging me.

I destroyed my comm 100speech. I feel guilty because I disappointed my lab teacher and tutor

I'm pretty sure people just pretend to like me and that most people hate me. I never do anything with anyone and I hear about all these parties on my floor...after they're done. Fml