I am the father.

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT T O DO WITH MY LIFE AFTER COLLEGE. I'm majoring in Political Science, and I have no idea what I can do after college. And to top it off my boyfriend doesn't think its the right major for me.. HELP ME!

I was the one who subtly placed the octopus to rot quietly in the sutton lobby couch. Poor plant services tore apart the duct work, the carpets and the rooms...but can you believe they never followed their noses to the ever-so-obvious lobby furniture? 2003-2004 sutton dwellers....sorry about the fishy flavor.

I once stuffed a large and decomposing dead bird through the mail slot of the Edwards RA office.

Sometimes when I'm watching the Carl and Ellie scene from UP, my mind mistaking lay calls them James and Lily as they bear an uncanny resemblance of James and Lily Potter from the Harry Potter series. Notice how Ellie has the exact same hair/eye color as Lily Potter, anyone?

I must confess that whoever drives the green Toyota pickup with a headache rack is one sexy man!

I've driven to Sherwood multiple times, just for Taco Bell. #fatty

I have a fat crush on my RA. Is there a rule against us dating? Hope not!