I accidentally spent 100 dollars on ammunition while drunk, which is confusing because I do not own a gun. Anyone here want to buy it because I have no idea what I'm going to do with it.

Every now and then I go to campus in the middle of the night and watch people sleep in ed and penn because it turns me on for some odd reason.

So I tried out heroin the other day, but I think I prefer meth because it's cheaper and so readily available at Fox.

For the past two years now, I have prayed and pined for a boyfriend, only I never realized that all that time, I've been asking for a TROPHY boyfriend. I only wanted one for the sake of saying that I had one. However, here at Fox I have made this friend who has given my a new perspective. Though I am perfectly content with just being friends, he has some qualities that I think would make him an amazing boyfriend! He is a very hard working young man who loves The Lord and truly values me and I value him! Every night when I say my prayers, I thank God for putting him in my life and pray that even if we never date, we will be friends forever!

In one of the on campus apartments, I had about 700 watts of stereo in my living room. I wanted to know how loud 700 watts of stereo could be. So one week when my roommates were gone, I waited until 2 am, put on some hearing protection, and turned the volume all the way up. It was uncomfortably loud, even with industrial earmuffs.

Can you believe it took about 15 minutes for the R.A. to come over?

I used to steal toothpicks and the decorative fruit from the bon and build animals with it, and hid them in the fountain in the bruins den. One stayed there for weeks.

I would also steal the decorative gourds and pumpkins and such, and put them in the dorm freezers. Occasionally, I would take them all out and put them in someones room while they were gone.

My roommate and I nearly burned down the giant wooden bridge over the canyon while throwing flaming gasoline-filled jack-o-lanterns over the side. I also lost a good amount of facial hair in that incident.

We didn't learn our lesson, because after Christmas break, we did the same thing with Christmas trees.

My mom gives me a lot of girl and flirting advice… a lot.