Last night, I cut myself shaving for the very first time in my life. ??????

So I've been seeing this guy on and off for about a year and a half. But he's underage. So his dad has always been treating to get me into trouble. Well now this dad wants to get with me, and I don't know what to tell him, because I know if I upset him he has the capacity to get me arrested. But on the other hand, he's the father of this boy I love.

There's this girl I have a crush on...I think she's really pretty, and I've been thinking about asking her out...so I did. Just hike up your skirt and do it, boys.

I just heard my roommate have terrible diarrhea and then unplug the toilet. The walls in this apartment are way too thin.

I'm sure that God can do great things in my life. But first he needs to save me from my impatience and my lack of diligence so that I don't screw good things up before they even happen. Instead of being an engine under steady throttle I'm a pack of dynamite thay likes to occasionally fall on glowing embers.

I'm not really sure what it feels like to not be alone anymore... I do everything alone.
But isn't that strange?
Even when there are people right next to me, for the most part I can't seem to feel any significant personal connection too them.
Is this normal or am I just an oddball?
Well I don't think it makes much of a difference for me either way. I doubt knowing will change my habits.
Sometime I wonder though, what's it like being that social butterfly living a bright rose-colored life? All I see is monochrome. What's it like just having someone you care about sitting next to you?
I've forgotten.

The homecoming queen is my dream girl. Jennifer shaheed you're so beautiful!

I don't understand today's society anymore. I say Good Morning to everyone who walks into the Bruins Den when I am working at a door, some say hi back, and others just ignore me. Is it that hard to say good morning back? It's just a friendly gesture. What happened to the Good Morning?