I've heard it's important to thank God for what you have because someday you may wake up without it. So I make sure to thank Him for the male population every day.

I just took a fat dump on the Carey 2 Balcony

I guess I'm a fucking loser. I guess I have no friends here cause I hear about all the fun they are having at like parties and somehow I don't hear about them or not get invited to them. I don't know what's wrong with me. I am friendly and I think I'm an ok guy. Why do people hate me? I hate being left out of fun shit and being stuck here in my dorm on a Saturday night bored as hell.

A couple years ago, I actually had a best friend. We were like this amazingly crazy due... like C3PO and R2D2 or something. Anyways, he was my best friend, but I wasn't attracted to him in "that" way. I was clear from the beginning that I didn't want a relationship at the time, but that wasn't good enough for him. Suddenly I became the bad guy because I didn't want to be his girlfriend? So now he ignores me. Literally. I'll walk through the quad and say hi to him and he'll look me dead in the eye and just keep on walkin. I just want my best friend back... but at the same time I can't fix it. I hope I didn't hurt you, but I'm sorta feeling like I've got the worst end of it over here...

Oregon drivers are the worst. I've never been flipped more often than in this state, for mistakes the other person made.

I don't know why people are making such a stink about the Bon food. It's better than the food that they serve you in high school, and it's probably healthier too. Probably because it prides itself on being totally organic! I personally think it has some of the greatest food ever. We should also be grateful that we have some choice of what to eat. In the wilderness, the Israelites had only manna to eat, which tasted like honey flavored wafers! Imagine how THAT would taste after about a week, let alone 40 dang YEARS! Ok, rant over.

I wish I could major in Procrastination.

I'm a girl and I regularly cut myself shaving (my legs, that is).