Last summer my girlfriend measured my penis and it was less than average. We are still dating, good thing God gave me two heads...

Because even though one is less than average the other is more than average and is a master in anticipation, physical empathy, and creativity.

I think the bass player tonight was awesome, especially during the first song when he went all out dancing on stage then later on started singing. Whoever you are, you officially made my night!

I'm still not over my ex... we broke up a little over a year ago.

I don't belong here. I hate it here....everything gets worse every day. I need to leave I'm sad more than I'm happy. I'm not suicidal...but when all I can find to make me happy is a handful of people...I know that I really shouldn't be at Fox. Some of you hate all I stand for...

There are only two things I don't like about the rain is that I can't recognize people with their hoods up and all the umbrellas. Please quit doing that.

I've always wondered if this page actually is anonymous. What if it was the FBI collecting dirty little secrets? Or some paparazzi waiting for the right big shot to spill a juicy nugget of gossip that TMZ will pay bajillions for?

Oh, and as a precaution Mr. or Mrs. Administrator? I'm going to tell all my friends that I posted this; if I drop my classes and disappear they'll know you crossed me off and that your website is whack. So don't do that. Now excuse me while I go and not-sleep for the next several days.

I forced my gf to have sex with me one day. Well, it was basically rape, she said no like a dozen times until I forced her legs open. I know, I messed up big time and I have no idea what was going through my head. She cheated on me later that night with her ex who she was going to marry. Hid the whole thing from me for 3 weeks before I finally found out because I had finals to finish and she was going to break up with me after finals. Thing is, that day she cheated, it meant a lot to me because of past family abuse issues and she was the first person I ever entrusted with my issues over it and details. So I'm still mad at her for her decision to get revenge sex even though I screwed up big time.

tl;dr she is back with me. I love her and I just want to put the past behind us and my anger and hurt.

What is with the slang at this school? I have been hearing people say "Fire" and just today I heard a few guys calling the bon food "mint"