I have a confession to make: I was outraged by the communion at chapel. I don't think George Fox understands the gravity of giving communion at chapel. Chapel is a church (gathering of Christians) but not Church proper (a place to worship AND take communion and baptism). Also, I confess that I like hymns more than the contemporary songs.

I'm having an issue.
It's nothing big it's just a bit strange, I think.
So my problem is, I like to shave myself pretty much everywhere I feel like having a lot of hair is unnecessary. Legs, pits, groin, where ever. I just feel like it's hygienic. I don't get to shave often around here, but when I do, I notice I don't sweat as much, my under-carriage doesn't get musty and stanky as often, and I just feel all around better about my body, even though I'm a man and it's commonly accepted that guys are hair balls.
I only came to fox with an electric hair-cutter, and I don't think it works to well on other areas besides your head... no not THAT head.(lol).
I'd try to use it, but I can't do it in my dorm bathroom. How awkward would it be to have one of your dormmates walk in on that tender moment?
Also, my roommate never, EVER, leaves his room, so I can't even do it in the only place I have some privacy.
So maybe a lady can give a fellow some advice, yeah?
I've never used a manual razor, so I don't really know how to use one, but should I? Is it easy? Does it hurt? How do I avoid cutting myself?
Also, sexually speaking, is it desirable? I'm not sexually active, but it's something I'd like to know. I think I'd prefer a girl shave, but I don't withhold any expectations in that regard. After all, it's only natural.

The bon food really doesn't agree with me... every day I seem to get sick... sorry custodian and hallmates

I've never posted a confession sober #drunkwordsaresoberthoughts

I can't go watch the I am legend movie Friday because I have no one to cuddle with. #singleprobs

Okay, so I'm a girl and one day I was making up theme songs for every butt that walks by in the cafeteria...
Here are some of the titles:
rolls of rage
wiggity-wack
smackety-smack
jiggly-jack
wall twuk
baby, hit me one more time
rhino rump
wriggling thunder
when cheeks collide
saggytown
too high for my legs, too low for my back
sweet cheeks
smack dat
too sexy for my pants
cushy-tushy
firm hotcakes
bubbling biscuits
bunny buns
flat ass
i make the rockin world go round

My roommate was with me, and it was soooo funny!! Cus i was like whispering the songs to myself, and only she could hear them but she wanted to see whos butt i was referring to... so she really unstealthily turned around and stared at like EVERYONES arse. Lots of people saw her staring at their butts cause i was already facing them, and i was good at looking away and avoiding suspicion. she was thoroughly embarrased and i continue to tease her relentlessly about it.

Every time I walk by a glass surface I always check myself out in the reflection.

I would never admit it in person... but I secretly have an intense love for Miley Cyrus, Elvis, and Cara Delevingne...