My farts are too shy to come out.

Right now, it feels like no matter what I try, people just ditch me. Have good friends here, but they seem to be all closer with each other than with me and them. It feels like no matter what these people say about "Let's hang out!" or "I'll call you over to hang sometime", are nothing. Just a formality

I'm so sad. I seriously want a boyfriend, but I honestly have only found guys that just want to have sex. I just want a good man who treats me like a lady but still wants to screw me once a week.

I wonder what the most offensive thing I could submit and still get approved.

I'm tempted to wear a shirt that says "Free hugs" since it seems that many people could use them. What do you think? Would this go over well?

At the Christmas concert, I saw a girl with a flute and a flower necklace. I wish I could get her name.

I'm convinced that one of my professors is a pure psychopath. I have an 85% in this professor's class and he assigned an exam worth 35% of our grade over content we never covered. Goodbye hopes for an A-, F-me.

I wish there wasn't the stigma that men have to make the first move. Great, beautiful girl hinting at me to ask her out in a date. I messed it up and didn't do anything because I am awkward under that type of pressure and now we both aren't going to the dance and she probably thinks she isn't worth it to me.