Tuesday, 13 January 2015 10:02 PM
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I think that septum piercings look like silver boogers and I usually have to suppress a giggle or two whenever I see someone with one.
Tuesday, 13 January 2015 09:44 PM
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When I was in 1st grade I had a friend named Leafy. He was a leaf. I picked him from a bush next to my house. I took him everywhere, and let him sleep in my shoe.
Tuesday, 13 January 2015 09:39 PM
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I once pooped my pants at work and hid my underwear in a box that got shipped to a customer....
Tuesday, 13 January 2015 09:35 PM
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When I walk through automatic sliding glass doors I still wave my hands and pretend I'm a Jedi.
Tuesday, 13 January 2015 09:27 PM
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Today in one of my classes I had the urge to fart. I thought that if I farted and dropped my textbook at the same time, no one would notice. I dropped my textbook, and everyone looked at me. Then I farted. Loudly.
Tuesday, 13 January 2015 09:20 PM
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I peed in the bushes behind my house.
Tuesday, 13 January 2015 09:14 PM
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I am seriously considering selling my eggs or becoming a surrogate to pay for college.
Tuesday, 13 January 2015 08:50 PM
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My roommate and I were standing in our apartment talking about our classes today and outlining the homework we have already accrued. I then asked her if she wanted to work on hw together. We then proceeded to laugh really hard and went about our business.