How do you politely tell someone that their girlfriend needs to duck tape her mouth the next time they decide to have sex at 3am.

Just read through my calendar: my birthday lands on a Friday this year! #BestBirthdayEver!

I need a job that I can take the bus to in a reasonable amount of time and let's me have all of sunday off and Wednesday afternoon off. I live in the tigard/tualatin area. #whysohard

Matt Woertink and Hannah Fajen = relationship goals

I wish Fox had a men's volleyball team.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lbOI0fASw3w

I really think someone at Fox should do this. I'm tempted to but idk how supported it'd be. Opinions?

To the boys who live on the second floor of Beebee, YOU SERIOUSLY suck. I hope you realize everyone who lives within a mile of you hates you. I walk by the suites and feel so sorry for everyone who has to live near you. Not only is your obnoxious music earth shattering, but it is SO inappropriate and completely not GFA. Get your act together and grow up. Not everyone wants to hear the explicit, loud music that you do. So again let me just say this, TURN IT DOWN AND RESPECT OTHERS. I didn't come to a Christian school to deal with this.....

I miss Christmas