The other day on my way to work, I realized that I needed to poop. A big poop. I didn't want to do it at work, so i stopped at McDonald's, because everyone poops there. Especially on road trips. So I went to the bathroom, but the poop folded in half in the toilet and wouldn't flush down. I was like 'oh crap'. I tried to flush again, but it was really stuck. So I left the stall as fast as I could, but there was a little old lady waiting to go into my stall. I wanted to save her from the sight of the toilet and myself from the embarrassment of her seeing it, so I lied and told here there wasn't any toilet paper. She thanked me and I washed my hands and left as fast as I could. In one day I clogged a McDonald's toilet and lied to a little old lady.

I like to visit my friends in Bebe 2 but everytime I go there I hear pounding above and drywall falls off the ceiling and hits me. Someone needs to learn how to step down off a bunk bed and not cannonball off the top everytime. If you can't climb off a bunk bed quietly then maybe you should rethink your college career. ?

I think Jonathan Arias is so attractive! Please ask me out!

its been almost a year since we broke up and I miss him so much! all I want to do is tell him what should I do?

When you realize you no longer like who you are, what you are becoming, and how you treat people. I'm starting to become what I never wanted to and I think I'm to far along to stop and change. I don't know what to do anymore.

I wish the freshmen here would do more pranks. Not like security could catch them anyway.

I need a quick and easy way to stop this person from every contacting me ever again.

I determine a perfect match by how much coffee and chocolate they are willing to bring to the table.