Often times when I see a beautiful girl, I imagine her dropping a massive corn-filled turd out of her anal sphincter and suddenly makes them much less intimidating.

I sent an email to my professor asking an honest question and in response she sent me what felt like a very rude and unprofessional answer. I almost feel like I should file a complaint but part of me tells me I should just tough it out till semester's end. What do I do?

I always have a fun time crushing on a guy until I realize that it will never work out. It never does.

Abby Walker, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on. And you seem like a fun person to be around. I would be one lucky guy if I had the chance to meet you.

Honestly I really want to play in the League of Legends Tournament but I don't know anyone who plays and you have to join with a team. Is anyone looking to make a team?

I'd rather commit suicide than not graduate this spring. I need to pass everything...

I feel very conflicted. I know a student here who will soon be going into the education system (teaching below high school) and they are addicted to porn, and I have reason to believe they are into child porn. I don't know what to do. Should I report it to the school? I do not want to get my name involved, but I know that the outcome of this could be very harmful.......

I really hate that blue Smart Car that parks at the FRONT of the parking spot! It gives me false hope that there's an open spot when I drive by.