I like turtles

Looks like I am going to end up a year short of tuition money. #thanksobama

Okay so the school is getting rid of the commuter lot, but as it is there isnt enough parking on campus. So where the hell are the expecting us to park? I'm very pissed about this.

I'm all for gettin some ass, but I don't get why so many ppl who don't intend/want it still dress slutty on Halloween. They thirsty but just don't know?

Some of you already know who I am, and if you do, please don't say it in the comments. I really need your prayers. I lost my purse this morning outside the Bon. I was told that someone picked it up with the intention of turning it in. However, the Security Service Department has not emailed me yet. The purse is pretty much my livelihood; it has my cell-phone, my wallet, and my pens in it. I can't afford to have this missing for too long. Please take a moment and offer up your prayers to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ because PRAYER WORKS! Thank you and God bless.

Thanks to obama, my family may not have enough money for me to graduate from here.

I have headphones, not because I work out, but because I watch porn and have roommates.

Father, forgive me.

I don't why people are complaining about the noise when we had a rapper. That chapel the sound quality was much better than the majority of chapels and it wasn't as loud as a lot of them. I am more worried for me hearing the chapels a bands playing and someone singing is out of tune and screaming into the mic.