Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:58 AM
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I should just get an automatic A for even showing up to a class on a day when the weather is this bad.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:58 AM
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I was getting all comfortable for a good porn/"relaxation" sesh, when my roommate walks in. Perks of living in a sorority house. When can a girl get a good O?
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:58 AM
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I wondering if the girls in college library wearing yoga pants are actually going to get up and work out soon, or if they're just waiting for people to look at their ass.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:58 AM
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I once told a professor a family member was in the hospital so I could take an exam early and go meet Donald Driver.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:58 AM
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I work at Gordon Commons. I attempted to call in sick and was told I'd be punished. I came in for my shift and proceeded to puke multiple times and cough non-stop while handling food. I attempted to keep everything sanitary but I'm sure someone is going to get sick now. Gordon Commons cares about your health so much.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:58 AM
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One time at church with my family I was so hungover that I had to leave and spent the entire service throwing up in the bathroom.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:57 AM
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There should be a weight limit for yoga pants.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:57 AM
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I use my full-ride government check to buy weed and alcohol.