Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:00 AM
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I used to be extremely racist against blacks, until a black man saved me from being raped. I used to be blinded by hate of the race, but after that man saved me from being raped (and possibly killed) I see that we are all equal, and I'm so happy my views have changed.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:59 AM
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I don't shave my legs unless I think I'm going to get laid. The length right now is a depressing reminder that I need to find a new fuck buddy.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:59 AM
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I never drank before college, I'm terrified I'll drunk text my mom.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:59 AM
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I want a girl who enjoys having a beer and watching a sporting event then just wants to cuddle and talk for hours.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:59 AM
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I helped an elderly woman carry her groceries to her car today.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:59 AM
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I told a guy I was casually dating that I was on birth control. I lied. It worked. I now have a beautiful baby girl. I don't regret anything.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:59 AM
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When I was in high school I drank a bottle of vodka, went to a football game, and somehow woke up in a cornfield.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:59 AM
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Whenever I have Jagermeister, I give away free Jager Bombs to anyone who has never had one. Obviously, they can lie, but I could give two shits less. I just want the alcohol to be thoroughly enjoyed, so I will continue to keep giving them away. On Wisconsin!