#1828 Sometimes I sit in class and fantasize about my professor and other students in class

#1827 So I have been watching my roommate sleep the last 5 nights. He seems to fall into deep sleep around 12 midnight and that's when i can perform my sleep studies

#1832 Becoming friend zoned by the person you feel like you could not live a day without is the hardest thing to overcome.

#1826 I tend to get drunk and cause damage to vehicles and steal things from front yards. Sorry, Winona.

#1822 Tired of classes!

#1817 I always swipe right on Tinder so you feel beautiful.

#1821 This is going to be unpopular in today's "everyone-is-perfect-no-matter-what" age, but my personal philosophy is that you should never be content with who you are. Sure, it's really important to like who you are, but if you are content you start to slip. You should always be striving to be better.

#1822 #1818 I steal tampons when I go to my friend's house because her roommates bleed like there is no tomorrow.