#1839 If you're a resident of Winona that lives between the West Lake and WSU campus (university student or not), I've probably pooped in your yard. Sorry but I'm not sorry.

#1840 Sick and tired of people telling me that my English is great. I was born here, in the United States. The next time someone tells me that again, I'm going to say the same thing back.

#1841 I have to take 3 sleeping pills to fall asleep now..college is kicking my ass.

#1830 I'm not walking when I graduate.

#1831 Today I tried to take a sandwich from the main campus caf. I was confronted by a Chartwells employee who threw my sandwich away and informed me that was not allowed. Although the situation sucked, I believe the employee was in the right. However, after all of this, I was jumped by two guys in purple polos, who proceeded to drag me down into the Chartwells dungeon (below the SAC). It is there that they chained me up and force fed me all the food the people throw away in the caf. I have since then escaped that terrible place, but am concerned that people will judge me for the weight that I put on down there.

#1825 Whenever a girl says "Don't stop" while we are in bed. I do stop. Just to let her know that I'm in charge.

#1829 I was walking by this group of huge nerds talking about their fantasy football game and started laughing so hard my 20 sided dice almost fell out of my pocket.

#1833 My boyfriend of 4 years through college and I still haven't had sex. He says he wants to wait because of his religious beliefs which I respect. But Its really not fair when we make out and all the sudden he starts dry humping. This really turns a girl on.. After he leaves I have to finish it myself with my old electric toothbrush and a cucumber.. Is it so bad that a girl just wants a little sex with her man!!??