Thursday, 11 September 2014 09:42 PM
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#1848 Just had awesome sex. TWICE. With a guy in my class that I've never talked to till today.
I have a feeling we'll be talking way more now.
Wednesday, 10 September 2014 06:37 PM
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#1844 Redheads really are the superior race in the sack. Best. Sex. Ever.
Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:14 PM
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#1842 My roommate just told me he wouldn't mind having a kitten shoved up his butt because of how soft and fluffy they are.
Wednesday, 10 September 2014 10:41 AM
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#1843 Sometimes when I poop, I pretend the toilet bowl is the toilet's mouth and I'm feeding it like a good, nuturing mother should <3
Wednesday, 10 September 2014 10:01 AM
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#1838 I don't know whether I just like ginger girls or it's just my brain telling me to preserve my race
Wednesday, 10 September 2014 09:02 AM
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#1836 I feel like I am cutting off all social ties because of my recent addiction to Gossip Girl, and I am a guy.
Wednesday, 10 September 2014 06:34 AM
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#1837 I like to get to the library early in the morning and masturbate in my favorite group study room.
Wednesday, 10 September 2014 02:39 AM
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#1835 My second boyfriend in a row is leaving me to move to Colorado. Mary Jane - 2. Me - 0.