#1931 I've had wet dreams about one of my professors..... rather often.... I don't even give a shit because he is hot as fuck.

#1929 Whenever I get drunk I like to fall asleep listening to Christmas music. It makes me feel happy and calm.

#1928 I just wish we could all get along like we did in middle school. I just want to bake a cake out of rainbows and smiles and we can all eat it and be happy!

#1927 Not having a roommate is awesome 'cause no pants.

#1936 I got too far behind too early in the semester. Sure wish I had a good source for some adderall so I could bust out all my homework.

#1935 I've lived a shitty life, and all I want is to find someone who can relate to me. I don't want to be with someone who just apologizes for the unfortunate events that have happened and tries to make me feel better about them, but rather be with someone who can understand them. Just so I don't feel some broken and damaged loner, ya know?

#1926 I have had sex with 19 guys since the start of school #noshame

#1919 i spend a realllllllly long time reading smutty fanfiction every night