Friday, 26 September 2014 05:55 AM
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#1994 I've been working so much and picking up shifts just so I don't have to hang out with the stupid people I live with.
Friday, 26 September 2014 05:39 AM
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#1993 I went to the open house in baldwin lounge just for the free food and stuff, but that wasn't even the best part. The gorgeous girl that was singing with the jazz band made me stay, good lord she was amazing!
Thursday, 25 September 2014 11:27 PM
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#1992 I saw the most bodacious ass on campus around noon today! Whoever you are lady with fine ASSets! I'm an Assmirer and I give your beautiful butt a 3 syllable "daaa-yummmm!"
Thursday, 25 September 2014 08:51 PM
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#1991 Yup... I just came here to play Ultimate!
Thursday, 25 September 2014 05:31 PM
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#1996 I change my birthday on facebook so more people talk to me
Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:08 PM
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#1990 The intimacy between my boyfriend and I is so far gone, I'm starting to doubt it's even possible to save the relationship. I don't think I'm asking a for a lot.
#igetmoreaffectionfrommydog
Thursday, 25 September 2014 12:32 PM
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#1989 I'm reading all these posts about sex, and I'm over here like, "virgin for life".
Thursday, 25 September 2014 08:09 AM
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#1988 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aVPJ8qs6G4 I'm surprised this hasn't happened xD