#2001 I go into my roommates room and smell their underwear when they aren't around. I'm a guy, and my roommate is a guy.

#2006 I wonder how long it will take my parents to realize that they didn't give birth to a man. In fact, they gave birth to a basic white girl. #PLSforlife

#2005 My boyfriend and I were at my parents house for the weekend having sex in the shower... Fairly intense sex if I might add. Anyway we were thrusting against the shower wall and cracked a pipe or something... Now whenever anyone showers the bathroom floor turns into a small lake. This should be interesting trying to explain to dad.oops.

#1998 I thought my parent's not being here this weekend wouldn't bother me....

bittersweet to have something so good to miss.

#2004 I left with my mascara running, hair in a mess, and shaking because I had just had some of the best anal of my life. Girls, if a guy knows what he is doing you really should try it. You are seriously missing out!!

#1999 I am the most easily amused person on the face of the planet. So easily amused that if I'm confession #2000, I may wet my pants from excitement!

#2003 I can not figure out how to study to save my life... I feel like it will lead to my failure in college. I get good grades on my homework and labs but when it comes to exams I get horrible scores. I have no idea how to fix this..

#1997 At softball on Thursday night this kid completely ate shit rounding second base and I tried not to laugh, but I couldn't help myself. That was definitely the funniest thing I watched all week.