#2015 The library is pretty much my significant other.

#2010 I'm 21 and I've never been kissed.

#2011 My RA got a complaint from someone down the hall because my sex music was too loud. To be make sure she knew what she was interrupting, I answered the door in my boxers only and a condom in my hand. She also saw my hair and the sweat. It didn't take her long to put this together. She laughed. ( She's totally next ).

#2014 I met this girl whom I told was gay, a friend of hers told her I was gay, and she said she liked my rainbow bracelet. She still didn't get the hint that I was gay...

#2009 I don't have a gag reflex, but whenever I blow a guy I pretend to gag because someone told me it was a major turn on...

#2008 I like flashing my knockers to tour groups as they walk by Prentiss-Lucas.

#2002 My mom helped me pick up chicks while she was here for parents weekend. #Loveyou.

#2007 I'm finding myself to have much more me time than I thought. Basically I can jerk it more often. If only I had a woman.