#2023 Sometimes I get enjoyment out of being a bitch to people, just to see what kind of a razz I can get out of them.

#2022 Sometimes I like to sit in my room and watch Dr. Phil because it makes me feel better about my own fucked up life.

#2020 My friend was whining about how she got a 15 out of 20 on an exam. I'd yet to tell her that I've failed every test I've taken so far...I've taken 4 exams...

#2019 I really want to lose my virginity to a girl I meet at a party... heck I'd be ok as long as it's a semi-attractive girl.

#2021 I want everyone to know, and I'm speaking from experience, that if you call an ambulance for help for a friend and you have been drinking, or if the friend you're calling for has been drinking WSU will still punish both of you. I know in orientation they say they won't and they'd rather have you get help than die , but it's all BS. If you call 911 they give you more community service hours than they normally would for "wasting community services."

#2018 A valuable tip I have learned through my years that I will eventually pass down to my kids: Don't masturbate before going to the gym because you won't appreciate all of that fine ass that surrounds you as much.

#2017 I got yelled at because I was being 'too loud' during quiet hours during the first week of school, and now the people in my hall on my floor run around all night and scream and yell. Like okay.
Sincerely, pissed off and trying to sleep

#2016 My friends and I came up with a biological law today... When a guy gets a boner, he no longer has sufficient blood supply in his brain to be held responsible for his actions due to the amount of blood in his other head!