#2051 I'm seriously considering being a callgirl because I need money and can't find a job.

To all of you who don't get cupid shots, rest easy, I don't get them either, and I run the page. 2600 posts or so and 2 or 3 have been about me, written as a joke, by my friends.
As long as I'm doing this I might as well say:
1. No one that writes one about themselves gets posted, so those confessions are a lie.
2. To the fratster that said he's being forced to write them for his brothers or whatever thats a lie too, unless of course they're writing them from a girls profile, which in that case, you beat the system.
3. Please stop including the addresses to party houses, I don't want the feds (the fuzz, 5-0, the popo) to see the addresses, and I don't think the homeowners do either.

Thanks for making my page a success ladies and gents
-Cupid

#2049 Every Friday, after classes, I go to a state park about 10 miles away from campus. I go up to the top of a large hill and I sit for an hour, overlooking the world as it moves beneath me. Then I come down, come back, and I do my homework. Am I doing this "party-all-night" thing correctly?

#2048 The only reason I check the Cupid page is to see if someone actually finds me attractive. I've still never gotten one. My self esteem keeps dropping..

#2047 The football game this Thursday will be on CBS... we gotta show the nation how Winona State does it!!!

#2046 I wanna dance with somebody. I wanna feel the heat with somebody.

#2043 After a night of bar crawl, I was hammered by 10pm. When I woke up in the middle of the night for more water I checked my Facebook. I saw confessions and I thought it was another imposter school that took over and I was about to cry. Don't do that shit to me confessions! Going and changing you're profile picture.... Drunk me was sooooooooooooo confused. Drunk me also needs someone to cuddle with. Please.

#2045 I was getting laid the other night, but I couldn't even enjoy it because I can't get this other girl out of my head. She's the kind of girl that will get stuck in your mind for days till it drives you crazy, all I can do is hope that we'll run into each other at some party so I can actually level with her in person instead of being that weird guy that messages her outta nowhere. Even then, she's so damn gorgeous to the point where it's intimidating approach her(booze courage). I just want to see her again in the right setting so i can do something and either get shot down or hit it off, just so I can be at peace and party