Saturday, 11 October 2014 08:15 PM
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#2070 Sooooo I think I just fucked a homeless guy.
Saturday, 11 October 2014 08:15 PM
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#2069 My girlfriend is actually a porn star. I hope she's not too mad when she finds out...
Saturday, 11 October 2014 08:04 PM
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#2075 I once put my cell-phone on vibrate, stuck it on the outside of my coochie, and called myself with a land-line....
Saturday, 11 October 2014 07:59 PM
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#2068 My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't wanna do homework.
Friday, 10 October 2014 06:47 AM
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#2064 The owner of the Cupid page probably think I'm crazy for sending so many shout-outs to people. But tbh, I just love telling guys how handsome they are. Guys deserve to get complimented just as much as girls do.
Thursday, 09 October 2014 09:15 PM
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#2067 My gf just recently left me without any reason and im so broken and lonely but i havent been alone or this lonely in 3 years i cant stand not having someone to care for and love
Thursday, 09 October 2014 08:35 PM
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#2062 I really want to have Wazoo come home with me after a football game.
Thursday, 09 October 2014 08:20 PM
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#2065 I feel like I've been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights, waiting for someone to release me...