#2083 I went shopping with my friend today and as we walked through the infant clothes she started pickin out clothes for my unborn daughter, Isabelle. The problem is that I'm not even pregnant. Then she informed me she thinks it'll be less than a year...glad she has faith in me.

#2081 I wish a cute boy would take me to a pumpkin patch and take cute pictures with me.

#2084 my fantasy is that a girl (or group) of girls will barge into the study room that I am studying in on 4th floor of the UST library and begin to flirt with me and then bring me to the girls dorm where I can sniff their butts (It would be nice to be forced to...but I enjoy it)

#2082 Reeeaally don't think people are gonna be buyin too many Prof tickets. Why not just wait until UPAC realizes they have way too many tickets left and gives them away? Y'know, PROFit.

#2079 I don't like alcohol.

#2076 I love going downtown and having a good time, but seriously people, have some respect! I can't believe how gross, rude, inconsiderate, and mean some people are! Class up a little, good god.

#2074 After everything this awful school has put me through, I'm suing WSU after I graduate in a few months.

#2071 I recently cut all my best friends out of my life and it has been the best decision I've made for myself in a while.