#2094 Before I leave for class, I imagine what a possible Cupid Shot would sounds like based on my outfit. I laugh every time.

#2088 A few days ago, I wasn't really paying attention as I was walking through the IWC, and I had to use the restroom. Without noticing, I walked into the men's restroom thinking it was the women's. Thank GOD no one was in there, or I would probably have peed my pants from embarrassment. I got out in enough time that no one saw my mistake... at least I hope no one saw...

#2090 I have always wanted to be a "trophy wife" it's a weird fascination of mine. I mean I have the body for one. Keep dreaming right.

#2089 I am a black male, and everytime I go to a hotel or restaurant, and get a white guy as a server a small part of me thinks 'justice!'
This part of me, on the way down deep inside, laughs and and I can't help but milk every last bit of white-guilt out of them.

#2091 Feeling pretty hopeless about how much money and time I wasted for this semester only to find out college really isn't for me.

#2092 I've recently been gaining some weight, nobody seems to have noticed yet but me. I really just need to find some kind of motivation to get out and be more active. I really want to beat this before it becomes to large of an issue

#2087 Every fucking year people are like, "who the hell is this performing" at homecoming or the spring concert. Just shut UP. Winona tries very hard at getting good talent at a small price, it's not like we can get somebody like Kanye West to show up. Be happy we even have people here performing.

#2086 It is amazing that prof is going to be preforming for the homecoming concert but if they got atmosphere to preform at the spring concert this year would be the best year of college yet.