Tuesday, 05 March 2013 06:51 PM
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If no one's around on my way to my 8 am I run... I hate winter!
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 06:37 PM
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My ex girlfriend of 4 years, who loved fishing and the outdoors, was into some pretty freaky shit. One time she asked me to put live minnows in her ass and then squeezed and shot them out of her asshole. Man I'm glad I broke up with her.
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 05:03 PM
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Today in english our prof gave us about an hour and a half of time to work on our outline IN CLASS for an Analysis paper, but i spent that time looking at all the pretty ladies and wrote down about 10 actual words. I love WSU
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 04:59 PM
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I should get an award for waking up at 830, looking outside my window from my bed and still walking 7 blocks to class to a lecture that I haven't gone to in 3 weeks.
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 03:18 PM
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My favorite place to have sex on campus is in the Performing Arts Center Main Stage. Especially if you have a loud woman. Screamers rock.
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 02:45 PM
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Sometimes I entertain myself by putting the 'Smog' in the Smaug everyday when I pass through.
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 12:31 PM
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I'm that guy who takes a shit and never flushes in the IWC...
#floater
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 11:01 AM
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To all the old party houses I am the upperdeck bandit you all have had your toilets tainted by me your welcome