Wednesday, 06 March 2013 06:00 PM
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Mitch-The Legend-Kreidermacher has herpes because I let him suck me off after he begged me to let him for the longest time. That will teach him!
Wednesday, 06 March 2013 04:22 PM
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I poop at parties.
Wednesday, 06 March 2013 12:16 PM
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Have you ever pooped a balloon?
Wednesday, 06 March 2013 12:07 PM
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I took a shit at Cheaters.
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 08:30 PM
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I masturbate at least three times a day. Sometimes in the lounges. I'm just one horny gal.
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 08:28 PM
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Seriously guys, stop making hickies on my neck. I do not want to be bitten, I'm not into vampires. And I'm tired of hiding my neck all the time.
Sincerely
the girl with a hicky
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 08:18 PM
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the other day i went to the bar got drunk had a three some with two fat chicks, spent the night with them, got up the next morning to them cooking me bacon
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 07:20 PM
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I'm in love with the guy on campus who has the diamond earrings, and who applies chapstix on a regular basis (yup.. i noticed). I dig business majors.. come at me.