Last year I got way to drunk way to far away from my house. While walking back home alone I got very lost and ended up at one of the local churches. This particular church had a huge garage. I tried the door on the garage and it opened... I wandered around looking at all the cool stuff for awhile, heard a noise, and grabbed a random item and ran out. I ended up with a real nice Big Bertha golf driver. Musta been blessed by a priest cause I can smack a golf ball about 305 yards with that sucker. Plus its essential to defending my house from bats and the Winona famous "tail-less squirrels"

One of my professors last semester was obviously coming onto me and the other females in class. After a few potluck gatherings at his home, I found out that I could fail the class. One evening I decided to flirt back in his office, after showing some skin and letting him touch me I can safely say I passed that class quite easily.

I am an attractive guy looking for a girl to have fun with this weekend at my place, nothing more past the weekend. Where should I look?

Reading these confessions confirms to me what a bunch of shallow animals students at WSU are.

I enjoy smelling my own gas. There's just something that's awesome about it. I intentionally eat foods that give me gas for this reason. It sometimes sneaks out in class, and I usually try to hold it in, but the smells are just too good sometimes.

I know myself and plenty of other guys think its sexy when the girl makes the first move, but it never happens, guess ill have to stick with doing what I do.

whenever i poop, i push as hard as i can just to see how much turd i can get caked on the back of the toilet

Whenever I beat off, I try to see how far I can shoot it, with accuracy, trying to beat my previous record.