Confession #191,
To the person that parked in front of my driveway, I want to say I am sorry for getting your car towed (well kind of). But you parked in front of my driveway and you could actually tell it was a driveway....you could see the garage from the street. Did I need to use the driveway, no but I am tired of people parking in places where they are not supposed to park. Example, in front of driveways, in front of the crosswalk, and in the yellow (that one make it super hard to see around when driving).

Confession #190,
My sorority on campus promotes positive body image and loving yourself but I can't stand to even look at myself in a mirror because I'm so repulsed with how I look. I'm not the perfect shape, weight or size and it makes me feel like a fake or fraud when I go to our events to promotes positive body image.

Confession #189,
You know you're an alcoholic when your friend texts you Sunday night to come over to drink

Confession #188,
As an atheist I have always found people of religion hilarious. Therefore using religion to my advantage is key in securing a number of high profiled pussy's. I can tell you now guys, if you have a woman of faith on you hands, whisper sweet religious bull shit into her ears for a few days, tell her that story about when you helped build shelters in South America while you were pursuing missionary work...use the wonderful thing called a LIE to get her into bed. What ever you have to say to get her to trust you and take her pants off...say it! It's all fair game - even better when that 21 year old tells you that you're her first...yolo

Confession #187,
One of my professors last semester was obviously coming onto me and the other females in class. After a few potluck gatherings at his home, I found out that I could fail the class. One evening I decided to flirt back in his office, after showing some skin and letting him touch me I can safely say I passed that class quite easily.

I just wanted to quickly apologize to the sorority house were I decided to masturbate all over the pillows in that one bedroom.

Im the guy that posted confession #144 (about being a virgin). I do want to lose my virginity but not just to anyone. Im not the type of guy that runs around looking for booty. I want to lose it to a girl that I like on a deeper level. But there are no girls in my life right now that I like that like me back. And I've been patiently waiting almost 4 years since thats when my last relationship was. Im starting to get a sense of loneliness. I admit i miss holding a girlfriend in my arms and looking into her eyes and saying "i love you". Sorry for the rant, i just had to release it somewhere!!

There's this girl in my hall... She's gorgeous, funny, and brilliant. I have a major crush on her, and the only problem is that she's straight...