Although I personally did not attend Winona State, my ex girlfriend did. Well needless to say in our freshman year of college we went hard in almost every shower on 2nd floor Lucas and in the commons in the basement!

Sometimes when we have house parties and people are in the basement I lock them down there to see how long it takes for them to notice. Then i keep them as my personal slaves for the rest of the weekend and make them do my dirty laundry in my dungeon. ;)

To the curly haired hippie waitress at Bettyjos I come in every Monday morning just to see you.

Last weekend I woke up to two guys blowing their loads on me, I'm still to embarrassed to find out who they were....

Confession #208,
I have an eating disorder and it is getting way to out of control. I do not know who I can turn to and do not think anyone would take me seriously. I am a male. Someone please help me, I need someone to intervene before it gets even worse.

My roommate is a bitch to me. In my spare time I like to rub my dirty, sweaty underwear on her toothbrush. I grin to myself as I quietly sit in my room and listen to her brush her teeth and then sniff her toothbrush after she has finished brushing.

Last year my friend and I would carnage the shit out of first floor Prentiss bathrooms for days to weeks on end. One time we found a tree outside, about 6 feet tall, and shoved it in to the dirtiest, poopiest toilet and left it there for a good month. THe janitors never removed it until the end of the year. It may or may not have resulted in the firing of the R.A. on the floor and coincidentally Prentiss Hall is closed this year... Oops.

Confession #199,
To confession #188. In my almost 4 years at WSU, I've f$&ked 7 different girls in CRU. A few claimed to be virgins but my god, they did things seasoned veterans are shy to try. Keep up the good work. ;)