Confession #203,
Years ago at Steamboat Days, I saw someone slam a full pitcher and then puke it back up....into the pitcher. Aside from being pretty foamy, it looked just like beer. He then topped off the cups of a group of guys and passed the pitcher off to someone else before leaving. They thanked him for his generosity and gladly drank it.

Confession #205,
Just got done enjoying a massive blunt on garvin heights. I think 90% of the people I saw had the same idea. Nothin better than a blunt with friends on a warm spring day.

Confession #204,
I am sexually attracted to Albert Einstein.

Confession #201,
It always seems like the classes I learn the most in, I do the worst in. Not because I learn from my mistakes (I do), but because the tests are either such utter bullshit or poorly written it makes me look bad and like I don’t know anything.
Meanwhile the classes I do well in, there isn’t much new stuff that I’m learning. The tests are usually pretty easy. I walk into the class, take it, and walk out at the end of a semester with an A and almost no new knowledge or things I can apply to my life.
Anyone else feel this way?

Confession #202,
To the people that didn't like post #188! What you have to understand is that the biggest joke is actually religion itself.

After bar time while I am on the trek home, I mark my territory by urinating my initials in the snow of front yards. I've claimed about 30 or so blocks over this winter, but my Girlfriend squatted claimed the corner of 8th and Wilson on Monday night. She didn't get the last initial, but the moment was magical.

Confession #206,
I am Asian, no I'm not an international student. Stop staring at me.

Confession #207,
I have considered flirting with my calculus professor because I need to get an B in the class. Then I found out he was married.