#2161 I like it when someone's comment gets more likes than someone's confession...

#2160 S/O to the girl with the "free hugs" sign and told me to conquer the day wednesday at 12. I was having a really rough day and you unknowingly made my day!

#2159 I just got a call from my best friend.... in tears. It ended with, "I hope you never see me again, for your own sake."

I did something bad, guys.

#2158 I apologize to my neighbors for the loud exhaust but the rest of you haters can fuck off, i really dont care what you think or about the friendly hand gestures some of you give me, you have a problem confront the person not on that yik yak crap or fade or whatever you talk shit about me on, you dont know me so get over it

Sincerely your favorite
-Red Jeep Guy

#2157 Im not easy, I just like sex.

#2153 Wait, I thought homecoming was a holiday where you just go home? I went home and just.. was at home. I missed.. I missed fucking everything guys.

#2152 Recent events have made me decide to drop out of college. This semester has been horrible. But it was nice knowing you Winona. At least I tried.

#2151 This weekend somebody mistook my bedroom for the bathroom and peed all over my desk chair... Thanks Stranger