#2168 Playfully mentioned to my girlfriend that we have some time alone before she has to go to work and asked what she wanted to do about that. I guess that she assumed I ment watch netflix. By herself. FML

#2169 *I need to get this out there for my sake, and for his girlfriends sake. I have been sleeping with [number removed] on the football team. I also recently found out he has had a girlfriend for a long time. I feel like a terrible person. It was all just fun. But If I had a boyfriend, I would want to know immediately. I know I could tell her myself, but I'd rather not expose myself. I feel terrible. I know you don't like to call people out on here, but this is ridiculous and would make me feel way better if he didn't get away with it. I've given him many chances.

#2167 I love my girlfriend but just want some discrete different sex does this make me a bad person?

#2166 As a freshman, I feel like such a failure after deciding to move home at semester. I had all of these big plans and it is all falling apart. I knew it would be hard, but everyone expected me to be so strong and successful and that makes it so much harder. I don't plan to quit school all together, but the fact that I can't be strong enough to be an hour away from home makes me feel like I won't ever amount to anything.

#2165 Dear whoever wrote "stop being loud" on my dry erase board,
Really funny, because I wasn't even here this weekend. So, the joke is on you.

#2164 Huge shout-out to the group of attractive girls that helped my friend carry my drunk ass off the railroad tracks where I had previously decided to take a nap. My friend was also extremely intoxicated and you girls helping us and giving us a ride home could have saved our lives. Sorry if we put a damper on your Halloween.

#2163 A great prank would be if every time someone submitted a confession, it ended up on their own Facebook page and they couldn't delete it...

#2162 I tried snorting Coke once, but I kept sneezing on the bubbles...