#372 So my my ex who talks shit about me and its all bad, that I've done nothing but treat her so bad!!! But actually I treated her like a queen and she talks so much shit about all her friends and now has none she deserves nothing but karma!!

#371 My boyfriend really likes to have sex. Don't get me wrong, I do too. But sometimes I feel that's all he wants...all the time. Am I wrong to object some of the times?

#370 Kelsie Kovac,

I always see you on campus and you are a sexy little minx. When I see you I want to run my hands through your sexy mane and let out a loud jungle roar. If we ever meet I want to do something crazy with you like 69 in a kinko's bathroom.

#369 i have got the biggest crush on brian amble. wish i could make him mine...

#368 This Christmas, I'm giving my girlfriend a special gift. I'm giving her the gift of being single again.

#365 I have a ridiculous crush on Patrick Stewart. Like, for an old guy, he's still got it. Mmmmm.

#366 Over homecoming I found this drunk girl walking and she offered to blow me and usually I hit it and quit it but I couldn't stop thinking about her weirdly good technique so I texted her a week or so after for another blow job and we ended up fucking even though I knew I had chlamydia because I didn't have insurance to pay for the pills to get rid of it and then I lost my phone and her number and she hasn't texted me since so....I'm honestly sincerely sorry bj chick

#364 there's a girl that would leave class as I entered, in minne third floor every monday, wednesday, friday at noon this semester... she was the most beautiful girl my eyes have ever seen, she even wore Green Bay Packer shirts... all I wanted to do was tell her how beautiful she is, but alas I'm graduating and will probably never see her again... it may be one of my biggest regrets from my college years that I never worked up the nerve to spark a conversation with her...