#456 I stay out of relationships because I was in the porn industry and I don't think that any girls here would compare.

#455 If you wanna keep her you gotta eat her

#455 #453 I have hooked up with a guy from every sports team. Next, I'm doing the alphabet.

#452 When I was freshman in 2004. I busted through the top half of my door with my elbow because I was drunk & lost my keys...my ra just watched me do it.

#454 The hottest guys live in New Center West... like damn, 4th floor is full of them. I swear they all got together and planned out to live there.

#451 I am the worst kind of human being....i am a cheater. I have been dating the most amazing girl for 20 months. And she is smart and beautiful and kind. But over and over again i have been unfaithful. I know that this is the girl that i want to marry. but i have not been man enough to treat her like she deserves. To all the men out there who treat your girl with respect. good job. i hope that someday i will be able to call myself one of you. Until then there is no amount of "I'm sorry's" that can take the hurt I've caused you away. but i will show you that you deserve better. I just hope that its me...

#450 A couple weeks ago my roommate and I tripped on shrooms hardcore and almost got pulverized by a train that we ran in front of. Then I was convinced I had actually just died and was now a spirit walking the earth in some sort of purgatory. It was actually scary as fuck but then I ate a bunch of snow.

#448 Sometimes I go into the Watkin's Art department just to check out all the artee girls I want to mess around with. I have not done any of them, but the first on my list would be the cute asian one.