Sunday, 12 January 2014 08:47 PM
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#466 I'm a girl & I love Jack Daniels
Saturday, 11 January 2014 06:29 PM
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#465 Since frat guys are all douches, my roommates steals stuff from their houses, such as an iPhone, $70 worth of meat, and girls
Saturday, 11 January 2014 06:28 PM
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#464 My friend asked me to feel something up her vagina, I put my fingers in there and pulled out a bloody condom...
#wearebothfemale
Saturday, 11 January 2014 06:20 PM
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#463 I get a handjob, every night... As long as, ya know, you count me beating off as a handjob
Saturday, 11 January 2014 06:18 PM
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#462 I was squatting to pee in a bush and a cop pulls up and yells:"I hope you're not taking a shit because I don't have any toilet paper!
Saturday, 11 January 2014 06:14 PM
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#461 I drank a bottle of wine out of a Starbucks cup during every math class last semester and still got a B.
Friday, 10 January 2014 01:28 PM
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#459 I haven't told my friends that I am not coming back to Winona next year. I am not planning on telling them at all and just leaving during the summer.
Friday, 10 January 2014 01:20 PM
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#460 The guys in Winona aren't even that cute but since that's all to choose from, we start to lower our standards... kinda sad. Oh well, dick is dick.