#670 I fucked and blew 4 married men... at the same time

#674 I put tupperware in my backpack when I go to the caf, then I fill it up with a shit ton of food and leave...

#673 I'm feeling quite philosophical today so here are a few concepts:

Concept 1: Guys, remember: The moment you begin receiving fellatio from another man, you are no longer a "Straight" male. End of discussion. This is not up for debate. I'm tired of hearing these confessions about gay guys thinking there is some sort of prestige to sucking a straight dudes cock... well sorry to say bud, but you're both gay.

Concept 2: Contrary to increasingly popular belief, as a male, posting that you just want to find a girl to watch movies with and cuddle and you're not thinking about sex is not a noble act. You get extra tool points if you comment on your own confession taking credit for it. You're really just a virgin in disguise and you're trying to make it sound like you're an absolute gentleman. It's very transparent to anyone who has an inkling of intelligence (unfortunately we're a dying breed).

Concept 3: Ladies, we get it, You just want to find a guy to watch movies with and cuddle. Hence why you get desperate douche bags coming out of the woodwork to post confessions like I mentioned in concept 2. Do you have anything of actual merit to contribute to this page?

Lets make the WSU Confessions page what it once used to be. Until then, I'll just continue lurking in the comments, trolling the shit out of you pathetic freshman and snagging likes from people who get my sense of humor.

[Admin note: We reject around 9 out of 10 confessions related to concept #2 and #3 listed]

#669 I had sex in the church on 7th and center.

#668 When I was a freshman in I got my teacher fired for saying he touched me and had sex with my underage sister. But he didn't I feel so bad because he is still in jail.

#685 Ok so one homecoming I got deyond destroyed drunk. I thought it would be great to hit on a girl I just met, she wasnt having any of my drunken attractions so when she left I just started walking. I peed on several things and made my way to Hardys. From there I almost started a huge fight in the store the other fuy decided to leave. I then proceeded to ruin the booth I was at, courtesy of salt, from that I decided to make it apparent i would have oral sex with every girl there. After I left Hardeys I then went on to ask every person I saw on the street if I could "eat there asshole violently" after that I tjought it would be fun to pee on every car on my street and finally pass out....luckly.

#682 I remember being on the swings with my gf in 3rd grade. We would talk about funny stuff. Then I asked her "wanna kiss?" She sorta hesitated but she kissed me. It was magical and then out of the corner of my eye I saw the teacher come running at us screaming. So I got into my car and drove off. My first kiss was great.

[Admin note: Almost undoubtedly fake, but we got a good kick out of it]

#683 When I was 15 I went to bible camp and there was this girl in a wheelchair who was really fucking hot. She was sitting in a chair in the baseball field. I went up to her and started talking to her and asked her if she was enjoying the game and she said yeah but looked bored. I picked up one of the spare balls and we started playing catch. I got her number and she texted me to come to the girls' cabin at night. I went in and saw her lying there on her bed. We started kissing and then I tore her clothes off and went at it like a madman. All she did was flop around like a dead fish. I heard the camp counselors start coming in to do cabin checks and I whispered/yelled "Fuck, run!" and jumped out the window. The next day she was sent home. I just imagine her lying there with her gaping asshole pointed towards the camp counselors.