#693 one time i went to france and smoked hella meth

ayy lmao

#692 I eat the whole ass

#691 I am one of the few female engineer majors here and I have to say, these guys seriously make me feel like an outcast. In my classes I'm ignored by them, they never sit beside me or talk to me. I would never change majors because this is what I want to do but they sure don't make it easy to make friends and fit in. I just don't get why.

#690 Confession, I think the German foreign exchange is really obnoxious. He comes to drunk to almost everything and thinks he's the top shit here. Me and my friends leave parties or bars if he is there. He's a nice guy, dont get me wrong, but just a annoying person on WSU campus. News flash, you're not cool german dude!

#689 I got my dick stuck in my toaster.

#688 there's a guy on campus who literally makes me feel so shitty about myself that i get anxiety about leaving my room alone because im scared i'll run into him.

#687 I went onto my roommate's computer and added something so Google Chrome displays all of his images as Nicolas Cage. Now all day he has been telling people how fucked up his computer is.

#686 I would rather live with shitty roommates that who are great friends than great roommates who are shitty friends. As a consolation prize I spit in their food when they are sleeping. #sorrynotsorrybitches